豆瓣网友:I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble Telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.听着,我认为你能跟Penny做爱的几率跟哈勃太空望远镜发现在每个黑洞中央都有个小人在用闪光灯寻找断路器的几率一样大。,贝蒂·托马斯导演对杰西·麦特卡尔菲说:"既然是夫妻共同财产,这顿饭有一半算是我请你的!"今年公司形势好,各大基地效益高,制药能源铝产业,赚钱。亲,消消气,都是小女生,正常的,你看你一生气,连带飚了两句英文,我的小心肝都快被你吓得跳出来了。琼斯:我婚姻规划师这么多年,早看破红尘了。婚姻是什么?一条绳上的蚂蚱!往一块蹦还行,要是两只蚂蚱往两边蹦,再粗的绳也会在细处断掉。花美丽:两只蚂蚱要志同道合还真不容易。琼斯:所以我不劝。婚姻本身会作出它正确的选择。